The Misleading Thermometer

Few days back I was feeling feverish. So upon checking the medical box at my home I couldnt find the thermometer. I told the servent to bring a new thermometer from the near-by medical store.

Misleading Thermometer

I checked my temperature. It read ‘104’. I panicked. I checked again, this time it showed ‘103.5’. Well i didnt know that I was so badly hit by fever. So i called up my brother and started yelling at him. ‘I have 104 temperature please come home immediately. You people dont care about me. Come home immediately’. The panick continued and I was so looking forward to be pampered.

I was wondering why is everyone not around me even when my temperature is so high. I was sad and made up my mind not to talk with anyone for the rest of my life.

After a long period of desperation my brother arrived. His hands where cold and when he touched me i jerked as if i have been kept on a slab of ice. He told me that i dont look so bad. I asked him to check the temperature again, but this time on himself.

He fell on the bed and told me ‘Please take me to the hospital. I have swine flu. My temperture is 107.’

We both laughed and all the feverish feelings vanished in an instant.

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Rohit Dassani

Rohit Dassani is one of the top culinary reviewer on Zomato/TripAdvisor for the last 5years. By profession he is a IT Professional who escapes to world of food whenever he gets a chance. You can reach him via contact page or email!

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9 Responses

  1. hahahha such a sweet incident…..I could imagine ur disappointment 😛

  2. Urvashi says:

    thtss so sweet….Swine Flu 😛

    awww…. ur bro must hv been pulling ur legs 4 a long time… 🙂 🙂

  3. ROhit says:

    @Lazy Pineapple : YA,,,,…..lolzz!! I survived beating of a life time!

  4. @Urvashi : Yes …. he was! 🙂

  5. Arvind says:

    Please let me the know the name of the manufacturer of that thermometer.Good to know that your brother came back home.If it had been with me , then my brother would have told me to call doctor instead of calling me 😛

    http://www.zindagiilive.com

  6. chitz says:

    My god..107..preserve tht thermometer n keep..:)

  7. @Arvind : I dont remember….should have sued him!! lolzzz!! anyways was fun!!

  8. @Chitz : Yes would work like a souvenier!!

  9. Yemiledu says:

    LOL!!!
    Even I act the same way when I feel sick…:~P Want everyone to care for me.

    I guess its your thermometer that got fever 😛

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