The Bro code…
If you think Barney Stinson(character from “How I met your mother”) inspired me to write this, that wont be wrong. This is the bro-code (“Brother Code”) and should be followed by all the brother’s in the world.
The few interesting rules are here:-
- In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
- A man should not sing and dance at the same time.
- A man should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.
- Men do not lie about their age.
- A Man should not swing his arms when he is walking.
- A man should never carry a woman’s handbag.
- A man should never go tanning.
- No man should dye their hair.
- A man should never refer to an athlete as a “stud”.
- A man should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
- A man should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.
- A man should not wear an ascot.
- A man should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.
- A man should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.
- A man should never “sip” and alcoholic drink through a straw.
- A man should never wear a blouse.
- A man should never wear a sweater over his shoulders.
- A man should not eat grapes from the vines.
- A man should never rollerblade.
- If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
- A man should never, ever wear capri pants.
- A man should not wear flip flops with a suit.
- No man should wear a speedo to the beach.
- No man should make a kissing face in a photo.
- No man should wear girl jeans.
- A man should never highlight his hair.
- A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom.
- Two men should not share an umbrella.
Well there are a few more, but they are too male dominated and cannot be “bloggerized”.
Dont miss the last season of “How I met your Mother” starting Sep,21st 2009 and for more information visit :- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother
